Mummy Impersonator Prints

"If you need anything just wink."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Oh great, the printer is down."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Bee costume

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

It's more than a mike!

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Mummy Beggar

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Lion Costume

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Musician

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!