Mummy Admirer Mugs

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

Mummy Musician

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Tourists in Egypt

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Love a Mutt

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halloween Selfie

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Mummy Tourists

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

Hares looking at Euclid

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Museum.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"