Mummy Myth Lover Mugs

Embarased mummy.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Tourists in Egypt

Pharaoh Cocoon

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'