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Embarased mummy.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Tourists in Egypt

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'