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Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Mummy Musician

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'