Mummy Aficionados T-Shirts

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Mummy Tourists

Mummy Musician

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

Museum.

"Unwrapping a mummy."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

The Mummy Returns.

2 mummies...

Gone to Lunch.

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."