Mummy Aficionado T-Shirts

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Werewolf meets the Mummy.

Gone to Lunch.

Egyptian Extra Long-Life Gauze Bandage

2 mummies...

The Real Mummy's Curse

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Halloween Selfie

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

"Mummy!

Mummy Musician

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."