Funny Mummy Aficionado Mugs

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Mummy!

Mummy Musician

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"If you need anything just wink."

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

The Mummy Returns.

2 mummies...

Gone to Lunch.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

History of Cartooning.

Ancient Egyptian Doctors