Bait Hunter Gifts

"Hey, not fair! Looks like there's a whole fishermen's club digging for worms here too!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

The Specimen Hunter

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'