Bait Believer Gifts

The art of fishing.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Fish talking about fisherman

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"You know very well what fish!"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The Specimen Hunter

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'