Bait Skeptic Gifts

Reverse psychology

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Distracting the fish.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The art of fishing.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"It looks delicious."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

I brake for worms

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Just the bait, please."

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

"...and this one here gave me a real battle!!"