Squeamish About Bait Gifts

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Couple of Pikeys.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The art of fishing.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

I brake for worms

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"It looks delicious."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Just the bait, please."

The Evolution of fish

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

Fly fishing

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?