Bait Skeptic Pillows

Reverse psychology

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Distracting the fish.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The art of fishing.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"It looks delicious."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

I brake for worms

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Just the bait, please."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

Go Fishing.