Bait Tactician Pillows

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Fish don't like worms.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Worm Ate The Fish.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Next!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'