Bait Strategist Pillows

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The art of fishing.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."