Bait Trickster Gifts

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Man fishing with large bait

Reverse psychology

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Fish don't like worms.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Mime Tug-of-War

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The art of fishing.

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'