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'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Reverse psychology

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Fish don't like worms.

Polly tries reverse psychology

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Mime Tug-of-War

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

The art of fishing.