Bait Shop Comedian Gifts

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"That reminds me - it's about time to feed the little fella."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'It's you.'

'Lucky they've got a glazer'.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

Missing Person: Last seen shopping