Bait Shop Comedian Gifts

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'It's you.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".