Bait Comedians Gifts

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"You know very well what fish!"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

His and Hernia's towels.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The Specimen Hunter

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'They must be trash fish!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Showering in winter.

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'