Baiting Buffoonery Gifts

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

Bowled out.

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'You're security!'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"The sudden resignation caught many by surprise. 'I wish to spend more time with my family,' he said. When contacted, his family replied, 'Who?'"

Fly fishing

"Tell the press we'll have more in the merger when someone fixes our printer."

'My clippers are on the blink.'

"Come down here, Wilson, we need to talk about your reading comprehension."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

Fish serving artificial fishing lures.

'It is, it is-a real worm.'

Bank. Uh-huh