Bait Philosophers Gifts

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Reverse psychology

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Distracting the fish.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The Specimen Hunter

The art of fishing.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)