Bait Philosophers Gifts

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Reverse psychology

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Distracting the fish.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

The Specimen Hunter

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The art of fishing.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

I brake for worms

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

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