Bait Shop Philosopher Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You don't whisper anymore."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Reverse psychology

Only One Item or Fewer.

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Continental Drift.

'Consummatum est.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Fisherman get a good catch.

The art of fishing.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'