Bait Shop Philosopher Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You don't whisper anymore."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Reverse psychology

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Continental Drift.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Consummatum est.'

The art of fishing.

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'