Bait Boss Gifts

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Fish don't like worms.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"You know very well what fish!"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Worm Ate The Fish.