Blessed Bait Believer Gifts

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Reverse psychology

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"...it's another metal detector."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The Specimen Hunter

Angler's bait

Give Thanks.

The art of fishing.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

I brake for worms