Blessed Bait Believer Gifts

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Reverse psychology

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"...it's another metal detector."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Angler's bait

The Specimen Hunter

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Give Thanks.

The art of fishing.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

I brake for worms

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'