Bait Bon Vivant Gifts

DANGER - hook and worm...!

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Crafty Fish.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The Specimen Hunter

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Angler's bait

The art of fishing.

'It's not the alcohol I crave, it's the social life.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Fly fishing

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

I think I could explain it better to the girl in your TV commercial.

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm