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DANGER - hook and worm...!

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Crafty Fish.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Angler's bait

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The Specimen Hunter

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The art of fishing.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'It's not the alcohol I crave, it's the social life.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

I think I could explain it better to the girl in your TV commercial.

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Fly fishing

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'