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"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Men's cooking'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

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Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"What about the five that fell through?"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

The First Steak.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'