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'It's not the alcohol I crave, it's the social life.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Alpha Seltzer

You've Had Enough!

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

National Coffee Day

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Wine taster with mineral water

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'll have the usual."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.