Breakfast Bon Vivant Gifts

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

'Dailey's get their toaster back?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Pastry Hat

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Missing sock

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Bagel problems.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

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