Breakfast Bon Vivant Prints

"I figured you should have breakfast in bed on your birthday. Can you reach the stove okay?"

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

'Dailey's get their toaster back?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Pastry Hat

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Missing sock

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Bagel problems.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block