Breakfast Revolutionist Prints

Occupy Waffle House.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Punkcakes

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Parkour Breakfast

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Hey, milk!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Have you seen this toaster?

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'