Breakfast Revolutionist Gifts

Occupy Waffle House.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Devilled Eggs

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Punkcakes

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Hey, milk!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Parkour Breakfast

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Have you seen this toaster?