Breakfast Traditionalist Gifts

"What?!"

Tartine

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Bring out yer books!'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Is this still America?'

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Full English Breakfast.

Grandma's caf

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I love these old decorations!"