Breakfast Revolutionary Gifts

Punkcakes

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Parkour Breakfast

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Commie Chef.

'Hey, milk!'