Breakfast Billionaire Gifts

Power breakfast.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Pastry Hat

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Punkcakes

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Parkour Breakfast