Breakfast Billionaire Mugs

Power breakfast.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Pastry Hat

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Punkcakes

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Another Rookie Mistake

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'