Breakfast Visionary Mugs

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Breakfast surreal.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Punkcakes

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

Muse/Museli

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Curry for Breakfast.

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'