Breakfast Dreamer Mugs

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Baking

Breakfast surreal.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Dogs and Cake

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Baking

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Ice Cream.

Bedtime Reading

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Curry for Breakfast.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'