Caffeine Dreamer Mugs

"It's not what I was expecting."

'In what context do you mean 'Are you done?''

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Chocs away.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'