Cafe Dreamers Mugs

"The coffee is lousy. But the atmosphere..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Today's special... donuts.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

Chocs away.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

Breakfast surreal.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Dogs and Cake

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Baking

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

Do-over

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."