Chef Dreamer Mugs

"That's the food biz. Celebrity chef one day, graveyard shift hash jockey the next."

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Dogs and Cake

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Baking

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"Soup?"

'Well, you always said that if you became CEO you'd like to live in a gated community.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Ice Cream.