Chef Dreamer Pillows

"That's the food biz. Celebrity chef one day, graveyard shift hash jockey the next."

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Dogs and Cake

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Baking

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"Soup?"

'Well, you always said that if you became CEO you'd like to live in a gated community.'

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Ice Cream.

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall