Barista Dreamer Pillows

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Non-Power Breakfast

'Who gets the decaf?'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'