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One latte, please. Caffeine or not? Whole milk, low-fat or non-fat? Low foam or high? For here or to go? Don't do this before I've had my coffee! Always the conundrum, you see.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Time for tea and friendship.

Non-Power Breakfast

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Can I have flies with that'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

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