Bar Scene Dreamer Pillows

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

'No ice.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"So, do you come here often?"

"Er. . . anything else?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"You want your olive?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Another martini please.'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

Frog and Princess in Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Beer

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'So, did I get the job?'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'