Culinary Dreamer Pillows

The real master chef challenge

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Fondue Heaven

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"A table for two? Let me see... Yes, we have a table for you at the beginning of 2025. Do you wish to set up a instalment plan on the booking order deposit?"

Sergio dreams of being broke.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

One drawback to owning a family restaurant is that you have to keep chasing away the orphans.

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

'That's where Ed thinks I am.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Thick Spoon Food

Large lady ordering lots of food.

Homage to fromage!

'Tell me, what career interests you?'

"I'm looking for a nymphomaniac who likes cooking and earns £250,000."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Pizza lover's pizza"

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cheesemaker