Culinary Hopeful Pillows

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

Sushi Train Set.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."