Culinary Hopeful Pillows

Menu. That's not what a Nobel Prize looks like, and besides, they don't gibe a Nobel Prize for chili!

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"It'll never be ready in time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Sushi Train Set.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'