Future Culinary Star Pillows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

6 Brothers Falafel

"Rump roast?"

Cookbooks

Picking pastries.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

GMOs: The Next Generation

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Man's cooking explodes.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”