Culinary Court Star Pillows

Pedro Castillo never forgot his humble beginnings in catering.

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"