Culinary Court Star Gifts

Pedro Castillo never forgot his humble beginnings in catering.

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"